Answer · read August 2026
Sixteen intakes, taken as far as payment or account creation, and what was on the other side.
The TrimRx and FuturHealth intake examples below were recorded in August 2026. Their current public offers have changed; see the refreshed TrimRx and FuturHealth reviews before comparing today’s prices or refund terms.
A clock, a plan you did not choose, and a price that exists only once. Of the 0 first-hand GLP-1 intakes on record, 13 put something on the screen that the company's public pages never carry. 0 did not, and they are named below too.
What this piece found
Every company, counted
0 first-hand funnel records dated August 31, 2026, out of 412 companies published on this site, each one stopped at payment entry or account creation, whichever came first, with no account opened and no card details entered. 13 of the 0 carried at least one of the mechanics below; 0 carried none. A further 0 companies have no funnel record yet, and nothing here speaks for them.
4 of the 0. The clock is not beside the price; the clock is attached to the price, which is the part worth understanding. On Gala Health, TrimRx, FuturHealth and PlushCare, a timer runs down against a figure you are being asked to accept, and the figure is described as reserved for you while it runs.
FuturHealth ran two at once, twelve seconds apart: YOUR APPROVAL EXPIRES IN 14:47
above Exclusive price expires in 14:53
. Two clocks on one screen, counting down to two different things, neither of which the public page mentions.
No, and on the funnels that ran one, that is a measurement rather than an opinion. 2 of the 0 carried a counter. On TrimRx we timed both of them. Its plan screen read Only 33 discounts left
, and about two minutes later, with no action from us, it read 15. Its patient tally read 12,199 patients chose this today
, and later in the same session it read 19,049.
Read that again with the arithmetic in it. Eighteen discounts disappeared in about two minutes while a browser sat still, and nearly seven thousand people joined the day's tally in the same session. Neither number is counting anything that happened. They are animations with digits in them, and they sit against the moment a reader decides how much to spend.
Gala Health runs the same pair: Only 24 discounts left
beside Yours is reserved for 9:57 min
. Its own review records that those mechanics appear on no public page.
On 5 of the 0 funnels, the plan is selected before you arrive, and it is never the shortest one. Breeze Meds loads its plan grid with the three-month card selected on arrival
. PeterMD preselects the longer of its two levels: Level 2, the $834 one, even though its own label says it is for current or returning users.
The default is doing work here. A reader who changes nothing buys the long commitment, and the long commitment is the one whose money is hardest to get back: every refund policy on this roster says the difference is gone if you stop.
Not always, and the failures cluster on the card the company chose for you. 162 of the 770 multi-month rungs in this roster do not multiply out (the published rate times the published term is not the charge), and 0 of the companies carrying one have a first-hand funnel record.
| Company and plan | Their rate × their term | Their charge | Difference |
|---|---|---|---|
| Concierge MD · Four-month minimum, billed monthlybrand semaglutide | $1,999 × 4 = $7,996 | $1,999 | −$5,997 |
| Concierge MD · Four-month minimum, billed monthlybrand tirzepatide | $1,999 × 4 = $7,996 | $1,999 | −$5,997 |
| Heva Health · 6-month program, billed monthlycompounded tirzepatide | $299 × 6 = $1,794 | $299 | −$1,495 |
| Concierge MD · Four-month minimum, billed monthlycompounded tirzepatide | $299 × 4 = $1,196 | $299 | −$897 |
| Heva Health · 6-month program, billed monthlycompounded semaglutide | $174 × 6 = $1,044 | $174 | −$870 |
| Rehydra+ Wellness · Tier 1 membership (2.5 mg and 5 mg), 6-month contract billed monthlycompounded tirzepatide | $169 × 6 = $1,014 | $169 | −$845 |
| Tonik Wellness · Monthly billing, three-month minimumcompounded tirzepatide | $349 × 3 = $1,047 | $349 | −$698 |
| Heva Health · 3-month program, billed monthlycompounded tirzepatide | $339 × 3 = $1,017 | $339 | −$678 |
| ReflexMD · 6-Month Plancompounded tirzepatide | $497 × 6 = $2,982 | $2,382 | −$600 |
| Concierge MD · Four-month minimum, billed monthlycompounded semaglutide | $199 × 4 = $796 | $199 | −$597 |
| Rehydra+ Wellness · Tier 1 membership (0.25 mg and 0.5 mg), 6-month contract billed monthlycompounded semaglutide | $119 × 6 = $714 | $119 | −$595 |
| DudeMeds · 6-month commitment, paid quarterlycompounded semaglutide | $175 × 6 = $1,050 | $525 | −$525 |
| Tonik Wellness · Monthly billing, three-month minimumcompounded semaglutide | $225 × 3 = $675 | $225 | −$450 |
| Noom · Proactive Health Microdose GLP-1Rx, 4-month subscription billed monthlyunspecified GLP-1 | $149 × 4 = $596 | $149 | −$447 |
| Factor Health MD · Monthly plan, 3-month commitmentcompounded tirzepatide | $189.99 × 3 = $569.97 | $189.99 | −$379.98 |
| Heva Health · 3-month program, billed monthlycompounded semaglutide | $189 × 3 = $567 | $189 | −$378 |
| Vita Bella · Monthly medication, inside a 3-month membership minimumcompounded tirzepatide | $159 × 3 = $477 | $159 | −$318 |
| ReflexMD · 3-Month Plancompounded tirzepatide | $516.67 × 3 = $1,550.01 | $1,250 | −$300.01 |
| ShedRx · Shortest plan, two-month minimumcompounded tirzepatide | $299 × 2 = $598 | $299 | −$299 |
| Bayan Health · 90-day commitment, billed monthlycompounded tirzepatide | $149 × 3 = $447 | $149 | −$298 |
| Prime Doctor RX · 52 weeks paid upfront (13 four-week cycles, about 12 months)compounded tirzepatide | $269 × 12 = $3,228 | $3,497 | +$269 |
| Bayan Health · 90-day commitment, billed monthlycompounded semaglutide | $129 × 3 = $387 | $129 | −$258 |
| Tryozi · 52 weeks paid upfront (13 four-week cycles, about 12 months)compounded tirzepatide | $249 × 12 = $2,988 | $3,237 | +$249 |
| Vita Bella · Monthly medication, inside a 3-month membership minimumcompounded semaglutide | $109 × 3 = $327 | $109 | −$218 |
| Prime Doctor RX · 52 weeks paid upfront (13 four-week cycles, about 12 months)oral semaglutide | $209 × 12 = $2,508 | $2,717 | +$209 |
| CeliaRx · 68 mg vial, about four monthscompounded tirzepatide | $225 × 4 = $900 | $699 | −$201 |
| Factor Health MD · Monthly plan, 3-month commitmentcompounded semaglutide | $99.99 × 3 = $299.97 | $99.99 | −$199.98 |
| ShedRx · Shortest plan, two-month minimumcompounded semaglutide | $199 × 2 = $398 | $199 | −$199 |
| Bayan Health · 90-day commitment, billed monthlyoral semaglutide | $99 × 3 = $297 | $99 | −$198 |
| Prime Doctor RX · 52 weeks paid upfront (13 four-week cycles, about 12 months)compounded semaglutide | $179 × 12 = $2,148 | $2,327 | +$179 |
| CeliaRx · 34 mg vial, about two monthscompounded tirzepatide | $350 × 2 = $700 | $549 | −$151 |
| SkinnyRx · Injectable, 6 month plancompounded tirzepatide | $250 × 6 = $1,500 | $1,349.10 | −$150.90 |
| Curex · 6 Month Supplycompounded semaglutide | $249 × 6 = $1,494 | $1,344 | −$150 |
| Curex · 12 Month Supplycompounded semaglutide | $199 × 12 = $2,388 | $2,238 | −$150 |
| Curex · 6 Month Supplycompounded tirzepatide | $349 × 6 = $2,094 | $1,944 | −$150 |
| Curex · 12 Month Supplycompounded tirzepatide | $299 × 12 = $3,588 | $3,438 | −$150 |
| Tryozi · 52 weeks paid upfront (13 four-week cycles, about 12 months)compounded semaglutide | $149 × 12 = $1,788 | $1,937 | +$149 |
| Curex · 3 Month Supplycompounded semaglutide | $279 × 3 = $837 | $707 | −$130 |
| Curex · 3 Month Supplycompounded tirzepatide | $379 × 3 = $1,137 | $1,007 | −$130 |
| CeliaRx · 2 mL vial, about two monthscompounded semaglutide | $200 × 2 = $400 | $299 | −$101 |
| ZYP Medical · 10-week starter plan, paid in fullcompounded semaglutide | $160 × 2 = $320 | $399 | +$79 |
| SkinnyRx · Tablets, 6 month plancompounded tirzepatide | $250 × 6 = $1,500 | $1,449 | −$51 |
| RxSpan MD · Capsules, 12-month plancompounded semaglutide | $162 × 12 = $1,944 | $1,933 | −$11 |
| RxSpan MD · Injection, 12-month plancompounded tirzepatide | $243 × 12 = $2,916 | $2,905 | −$11 |
| RxSpan MD · Capsules, 12-month plancompounded tirzepatide | $243 × 12 = $2,916 | $2,905 | −$11 |
| Synergy Rx · 12-month plancompounded semaglutide | $192 × 12 = $2,304 | $2,298 | −$6 |
| Breeze Meds · 12-month plancompounded semaglutide | $192 × 12 = $2,304 | $2,298 | −$6 |
| RxSpan MD · Injection, 12-month plancompounded semaglutide | $175 × 12 = $2,100 | $2,094 | −$6 |
| Center for Medical Weight Loss · Buy 6 Get 6 Free (12 months)compounded semaglutide | $74 × 12 = $888 | $894 | +$6 |
| Center for Medical Weight Loss · Buy 6 Get 6 Free (12 months)compounded tirzepatide | $119 × 12 = $1,428 | $1,434 | +$6 |
| Potere Health MD · 60 mg vial, first fill (about 12 weeks at starter doses)compounded tirzepatide | $135 × 3 = $405 | $399.99 | −$5.01 |
| TMates · 12 Monthscompounded tirzepatide | $167 × 12 = $2,004 | $1,999 | −$5 |
| Ondra Health · 12 months, billed up frontcompounded tirzepatide | $142 × 12 = $1,704 | $1,699 | −$5 |
| Remote Pharmacy · 3-month supplycompounded tirzepatide | $315 × 3 = $945 | $950 | +$5 |
| TMates · 12 Monthscompounded semaglutide | $158 × 12 = $1,896 | $1,900 | +$4 |
| Peak Wellness · 6-month plancompounded tirzepatide | $232 × 6 = $1,392 | $1,396 | +$4 |
| Telezen MD · Semi-annual plancompounded tirzepatide | $199 × 6 = $1,194 | $1,198 | +$4 |
| Telezen MD · Annual plancompounded tirzepatide | $157 × 12 = $1,884 | $1,888 | +$4 |
| PreventiveMD · 12-month supplycompounded tirzepatide | $97 × 12 = $1,164 | $1,168 | +$4 |
| Rx Platform · 6-month plan, one paymentcompounded tirzepatide | $259 × 6 = $1,554 | $1,550 | −$4 |
| TMates · 6 Monthscompounded tirzepatide | $217 × 6 = $1,302 | $1,299 | −$3 |
| Whoosh Wellness · 6-month plancompounded semaglutide | $116 × 6 = $696 | $699 | +$3 |
| Whoosh Wellness · 6-month plancompounded tirzepatide | $166 × 6 = $996 | $999 | +$3 |
| Idgie Health · 6-month plancompounded semaglutide | $114 × 6 = $684 | $687 | +$3 |
| Idgie Health · 6-month plancompounded tirzepatide | $171 × 6 = $1,026 | $1,029 | +$3 |
| PreventiveMD · 12-month supplycompounded semaglutide | $83 × 12 = $996 | $999 | +$3 |
| RxION Health · 6-month supplycompounded tirzepatide | $300 × 6 = $1,800 | $1,797 | −$3 |
| The Edit · 6-month plan, billed oncecompounded semaglutide | $178 × 6 = $1,068 | $1,065 | −$3 |
| The Edit · 6-month plan, billed oncecompounded tirzepatide | $263 × 6 = $1,578 | $1,575 | −$3 |
| Andrew Meds · 6 monthscompounded semaglutide | $167 × 6 = $1,002 | $999 | −$3 |
| Ondra Health · 12 months, billed up frontcompounded semaglutide | $96 × 12 = $1,152 | $1,149 | −$3 |
| Ondra Health · 6 months, billed up frontcompounded tirzepatide | $167 × 6 = $1,002 | $999 | −$3 |
| Remote Pharmacy · 6-month supplyoral semaglutide | $167 × 6 = $1,002 | $999 | −$3 |
| GobyMeds · 3-month starter bundlecompounded semaglutide | $99 × 3 = $297 | $299 | +$2 |
| Live Vital · 10-week protocolcompounded semaglutide | $99 × 3 = $297 | $299 | +$2 |
| Raeliva · 6-month planoral semaglutide | $167 × 6 = $1,002 | $1,000 | −$2 |
| Raeliva · 6-month plancompounded tirzepatide | $242 × 6 = $1,452 | $1,450 | −$2 |
| Idgie Health · 3-month plancompounded tirzepatide | $185 × 3 = $555 | $557 | +$2 |
| PrescribedRX · 3-month plancompounded tirzepatide | $233 × 3 = $699 | $697 | −$2 |
| PreventiveMD · 6-month supplycompounded semaglutide | $89 × 6 = $534 | $536 | +$2 |
| PreventiveMD · 6-month supplycompounded tirzepatide | $104 × 6 = $624 | $626 | +$2 |
| RxION Health · 3-month supplycompounded tirzepatide | $333 × 3 = $999 | $997 | −$2 |
| Vytora Health · 3-month plan, billed every 3 monthscompounded tirzepatide | $199 × 3 = $597 | $599 | +$2 |
| Fresh Day Meds · 3-month plan (renews every 83 days)compounded semaglutide | $99 × 3 = $297 | $299 | +$2 |
| PepHaus · Quarterlycompounded semaglutide | $160 × 3 = $480 | $481.65 | +$1.65 |
| Precision Telemed · 3-month supply, one payment on Autoshipcompounded semaglutide | $142 × 3 = $426 | $424.99 | −$1.01 |
| Synergy Rx · 3-month plancompounded semaglutide | $249 × 3 = $747 | $748 | +$1 |
| Breeze Meds · 3-month plancompounded semaglutide | $249 × 3 = $747 | $748 | +$1 |
| Brello Health · 3-month plancompounded tirzepatide | $166 × 3 = $498 | $499 | +$1 |
| Alan Health · 2-month plan under buy one, get one freecompounded semaglutide | $158 × 2 = $316 | $315 | −$1 |
| OrderlyMeds · Starter program, two months, new patients onlycompounded semaglutide | $74 × 2 = $148 | $149 | +$1 |
| OrderlyMeds · Starter program, two months, new patients onlycompounded tirzepatide | $149 × 2 = $298 | $299 | +$1 |
| OrderlyMeds · Transfer program, two monthscompounded tirzepatide | $224 × 2 = $448 | $449 | +$1 |
| TMates · 3 Monthscompounded semaglutide | $217 × 3 = $651 | $650 | −$1 |
| TMates · 3 Monthscompounded tirzepatide | $267 × 3 = $801 | $800 | −$1 |
| WeightRx · 12 monthscompounded tirzepatide | $83 × 12 = $996 | $997 | +$1 |
| WeightRx · 6 monthscompounded tirzepatide | $125 × 6 = $750 | $749 | −$1 |
| June Health · 3 months, 4 mg tabletsoral semaglutide | $195 × 3 = $585 | $584 | −$1 |
| Telezen MD · Quarterly plancompounded semaglutide | $149 × 3 = $447 | $448 | +$1 |
| Telezen MD · Quarterly plancompounded tirzepatide | $233 × 3 = $699 | $698 | −$1 |
| Raeliva · 3-month plancompounded semaglutide | $167 × 3 = $501 | $500 | −$1 |
| Raeliva · 3-month planoral semaglutide | $183 × 3 = $549 | $550 | +$1 |
| Raeliva · 3-month plancompounded tirzepatide | $267 × 3 = $801 | $800 | −$1 |
| NiceRx · Starter pack, 12 weekly doses paid up front (new patients)compounded semaglutide | $76 × 3 = $228 | $229 | +$1 |
| PreventiveMD · 3-month supplycompounded semaglutide | $95 × 3 = $285 | $286 | +$1 |
| PreventiveMD · 3-month supplycompounded tirzepatide | $111 × 3 = $333 | $334 | +$1 |
| Nex Gen Health Rx · 90-day supplycompounded tirzepatide | $196 × 3 = $588 | $589 | +$1 |
| Rylo Health · Quarterly plancompounded semaglutide | $100 × 3 = $300 | $299 | −$1 |
| Rylo Health · Quarterly plancompounded tirzepatide | $160 × 3 = $480 | $479 | −$1 |
| CLYR Health · 3-Month Starter, paid oncecompounded tirzepatide | $190 × 3 = $570 | $569 | −$1 |
| CLYR Health · 8-week cycle, 8 units a weekcompounded semaglutide | $130 × 2 = $260 | $259 | −$1 |
| Ozari Health · 3-month starter (first-time GLP-1 users only)compounded semaglutide | $86 × 3 = $258 | $257 | −$1 |
| PepHaus · 6-monthcompounded tirzepatide | $215 × 6 = $1,290 | $1,291 | +$1 |
| HeliMeds · Any other dose, 12-week ordercompounded tirzepatide | $232 × 3 = $696 | $697 | +$1 |
| Ivologist · Starter, 3 months paid in fullcompounded semaglutide | $132 × 3 = $396 | $397 | +$1 |
| Ivologist · Starter, 3 months paid in fullcompounded tirzepatide | $232 × 3 = $696 | $697 | +$1 |
| The Edit · 3-month plan, billed oncecompounded semaglutide | $192 × 3 = $576 | $575 | −$1 |
| Andrew Meds · 3 monthscompounded tirzepatide | $266 × 3 = $798 | $797 | −$1 |
| CoraDoc · 3-month programcompounded tirzepatide | $232 × 3 = $696 | $695 | −$1 |
| Center for Medical Weight Loss · Buy 2 Get 1 Free (3 months)compounded semaglutide | $99 × 3 = $297 | $298 | +$1 |
| Center for Medical Weight Loss · Buy 2 Get 1 Free (3 months)compounded tirzepatide | $159 × 3 = $477 | $478 | +$1 |
| HelloWellness · 3-month plan, renews every 11 weekscompounded tirzepatide | $166 × 3 = $498 | $499 | +$1 |
| Ondra Health · 6 months, billed up frontcompounded semaglutide | $108 × 6 = $648 | $649 | +$1 |
| Rx Platform · 6-month plan, one paymentcompounded semaglutide | $146 × 6 = $876 | $875 | −$1 |
| WeightlessRx · 3-month supplycompounded semaglutide | $167 × 3 = $501 | $500 | −$1 |
| WeightlessRx · 3-month supplycompounded tirzepatide | $233 × 3 = $699 | $700 | +$1 |
| Remote Pharmacy · 3-month supplyoral semaglutide | $217 × 3 = $651 | $650 | −$1 |
| Somira Health · 3-month plan, billed every 3 monthscompounded tirzepatide | $133 × 3 = $399 | $399.99 | +$0.99 |
| PepHaus · 6-monthcompounded semaglutide | $152 × 6 = $912 | $912.60 | +$0.60 |
| CoraDoc · 6-week programcompounded semaglutide | $199 × 1.5 = $298.50 | $299 | +$0.50 |
| WeightRx · 1 Yearcompounded semaglutide | $49.92 × 12 = $599.04 | $599 | −$0.04 |
| LaSara Medical Group · 12 months plancompounded semaglutide | $232.92 × 12 = $2,795.04 | $2,795 | −$0.04 |
| LaSara Medical Group · 12 months plancompounded tirzepatide | $324.58 × 12 = $3,894.96 | $3,895 | +$0.04 |
| Genesis Health · Annual plancompounded semaglutide | $91.67 × 12 = $1,100.04 | $1,100 | −$0.04 |
| Pomegranate Health · Hallandale, Starter, 6 monthscompounded semaglutide | $78.17 × 6 = $469.02 | $469 | −$0.02 |
| Pomegranate Health · Hallandale, Starter, 6 monthscompounded tirzepatide | $114.83 × 6 = $688.98 | $689 | +$0.02 |
| AHBARx · 6-month supplycompounded semaglutide | $199.83 × 6 = $1,198.98 | $1,199 | +$0.02 |
| AHBARx · 6-month supplycompounded tirzepatide | $299.83 × 6 = $1,798.98 | $1,799 | +$0.02 |
| Jently · 6 months, one purchasecompounded semaglutide | $125.67 × 6 = $754.02 | $754 | −$0.02 |
| Jently · 6 months, one purchasecompounded tirzepatide | $185.67 × 6 = $1,114.02 | $1,114 | −$0.02 |
| LaSara Medical Group · 6 months plancompounded semaglutide | $249.17 × 6 = $1,495.02 | $1,495 | −$0.02 |
| Genesis Health · Bi-annual plancompounded semaglutide | $108.33 × 6 = $649.98 | $650 | +$0.02 |
| Pomegranate Health · Hallandale, Starter, 3 monthscompounded semaglutide | $79.67 × 3 = $239.01 | $239 | −$0.01 |
| Pomegranate Health · Hallandale, Starter, 3 monthscompounded tirzepatide | $116.33 × 3 = $348.99 | $349 | +$0.01 |
| Bodybuilding Health+ · 3-month supplycompounded semaglutide | $165.67 × 3 = $497.01 | $497 | −$0.01 |
| Bodybuilding Health+ · 3-month supplycompounded tirzepatide | $286.33 × 3 = $858.99 | $859 | +$0.01 |
| AHBARx · 3-month supplycompounded semaglutide | $216.33 × 3 = $648.99 | $649 | +$0.01 |
| AHBARx · 3-month supplycompounded tirzepatide | $316.33 × 3 = $948.99 | $949 | +$0.01 |
| Whoosh Wellness · 3-month plancompounded tirzepatide | $199.67 × 3 = $599.01 | $599 | −$0.01 |
| Jently · 3 months, one purchasecompounded semaglutide | $145.67 × 3 = $437.01 | $437 | −$0.01 |
| Jently · 3 months, one purchasecompounded tirzepatide | $205.67 × 3 = $617.01 | $617 | −$0.01 |
| LaSara Medical Group · 3 months plancompounded tirzepatide | $366.67 × 3 = $1,100.01 | $1,100 | −$0.01 |
| BloomMD · 90-day supply, 2.2 mg weeklycompounded tirzepatide | $231.67 × 3 = $695.01 | $695 | −$0.01 |
| Precision Telemed · 3-month supply, one payment on Autoshipcompounded tirzepatide | $215 × 3 = $645 | $644.99 | −$0.01 |
| Somira Health · 3-month plan, billed every 3 monthscompounded semaglutide | $100 × 3 = $300 | $299.99 | −$0.01 |
| Genesis Health · Quarterly plancompounded semaglutide | $116.67 × 3 = $350.01 | $350 | −$0.01 |
| Genesis Health · Quarterly plancompounded tirzepatide | $188.33 × 3 = $564.99 | $565 | +$0.01 |
| Boston Medical Group · 3-month plancompounded tirzepatide | $196.33 × 3 = $588.99 | $589 | +$0.01 |
| NuuVim · Standard and renewal rate, 3-month plancompounded tirzepatide | $199.67 × 3 = $599.01 | $599 | −$0.01 |
| Potere Health MD · 10 mg vial, first fill (about 12 weeks at starter doses)compounded semaglutide | $80 × 3 = $240 | $239.99 | −$0.01 |
| TOM Weight Loss · Basic membership, billed every 3 monthscompounded semaglutide | $178.33 × 3 = $534.99 | $535 | +$0.01 |
| TOM Weight Loss · Premium membership, billed every 3 monthscompounded tirzepatide | $199.67 × 3 = $599.01 | $599 | −$0.01 |
Two of those need their own sentence, because the badge beside them is the thing that fails. Synergy Rx prints 3 Months - $748 · $249/mo · Save $-1
: three months at its own $249 is $747 against a $748 plan, so the badge renders the negative literally. Its own review shows the working on the other two cards as well: the Save $246
and Save $690
badges are each exactly $50 too large, because both subtract from $249 × N and ignore the $199 first month printed on the card beside them.
FuturHealth supplied an August 2026 example of a defect and not a difference of method. Two of its three badges reconcile to the dollar against its own discounted first month. The third does not, and the third is the card FuturHealth had already selected and labeled RECOMMENDED FOR 180 LB GOAL
. The card we did not have to look for is the one whose arithmetic does not hold; the two we did are the control.
One more thing a plan screen does that a home page cannot: it prints a first-month price where the standing rate goes. 5 of the 0 funnels do it, from Gala's First shipment $120 OFF
to TrimRx's $299/month · PAY ONLY $179 LIMITED OFFER
. What that figure becomes in month two is the subject of its own answer.
On 2 of the 0, a guarantee. Gala's plan screen carries Same Price. All Dosage Levels. One price. Forever.
: four sentences of pricing policy that a reader comparing companies in browser tabs would never see, because they exist only after the intake. TrimRx's August 2026 order summary carried Same Price. All Dosage Levels.
and 100% refunded if not prescribed — Only charged if your prescription is approved.
TrimRx now publishes its dose-price promise on the public home page; the older no-prescription refund promise has not been reconfirmed in the current offer. In general, placement matters: a promise you can only read after committing your time is not a promise you could have chosen the company for. Whether the promise holds at the top of a dose ladder is a separate question, and it has its own answer here.
On 6 of the 0 funnels, something you have to hand over before a figure appears: an account with a password, or a signed financial commitment. Henry Meds is the hardest version. The intake reaches a required checkbox reading, in part, commit to paying the subscription fee for the full contract term if prescribed medication, regardless of usage
. Henry's own next-steps list puts choosing your subscription after that box. The checkout discloses the amount after the commitment to pay it, and we did not tick it. The price list itself is public, on a legal page in Henry's footer.
Coby Health, GobyMeds, EllieMD and Good Life Meds all reach a create-an-account form before a medical question. We don't open accounts to get a number, so each review gives the step count and where the intake ended. That is a different claim from "they publish no price", and it is the one we can support.
Two things, both on WeightCare, and both before a single medical question. The first: a plinko-style game opened on first load reading "Tap to drop" and "Try your luck", with prizes ranging from $300 off to 5% off
. A prescription medication, and a prize drop deciding the discount.
The second is the one we would raise with a regulator rather than with a shopper: The marketing-consent checkbox at checkout was preticked, consenting to automated calls "including those using an artificial or prerecorded voice, or AI-generated synthesized voice".
We did not submit it.
Both, and the line between them is not where the industry pretends it is. We will answer it directly rather than hedge.
A first-month price is a disclosure: every one of them says what it is, in the company's own words, on the card that carries it. A price promise on a plan screen is a disclosure, badly placed. A preselected plan is a design choice with a cost attached, and it becomes a defect only where the badge on that card is wrong, which is where two of the funnels above land.
A counter that falls by eighteen in two minutes while nothing happens is none of those things. It is not a disclosure, because it discloses nothing true. It is not a design default, because it is not describing a state. It is a number chosen to make you hurry, dressed as a measurement, on the screen where you decide how much of your money to commit to a prescription drug. That is the finding, and we are not going to soften it.
0 of the 0: . That absence comes from the same intakes, on the same day, by the same method, which is the only kind of absence worth printing.
| Company | What they say, verbatim | Source |
|---|---|---|
| Form Health | No countdown timer, no scarcity counter, no preticked box and no preselected multi-month plan appeared anywhere in this funnel. | Form Health's intake, 11 steps to the card fieldsRead August 2026 |
| Push Health | Every field was completed, stopping at the terms-consent checkbox, which is the point at which a provider-set fee would be accepted. | Push Health's request formRead August 2026 |
| Lavender Sky Health | The consult and medication prices are published openly on Lavender Sky Health's site with no intake required | Lavender Sky's own pricing page, no intake neededRead August 2026 |
Lavender Sky Health deserves the sentence it earned: its consultation and medication prices are published openly, with no intake required: zero steps to a price, and the only company in this set of which that is true. Its intake ends at a government photo-ID upload, which we don't complete, but every figure is already on the open web before that point.
Open the funnel before you decide, and read the plan screen with a notepad rather than a clock. The figure that matters is what a single month costs with nothing else attached, and on that figure exists nowhere else, and each of those reviews records the intake that produced it. Every review here opens with that number, and the real cost calculator shows the arithmetic behind every plan we can price.
The two companion findings: why the advertised price is almost never what you pay takes the public-page half of this, and what happens to the price after month one follows the first-month figures above into month two.
Every sentence below was read on a screen we reached ourselves on August 31, 2026, with a test profile, stopping at payment entry or account creation. Each row links the review that records the intake, its step count and its screenshots. Nothing here is quoted from an aggregator, a cache or anybody else's reading.
| Company | What it is | What they say, verbatim | Source |
|---|---|---|---|
| Gala Health | A clock attached to the price | Yours is reserved for 9:57 min | Gala's plan screen, reached by completing its intakeRead September 2026 |
| TrimRx | A clock attached to the price | Only 23 discounts left. Yours is reserved for 7:23 minutes | Historical observation; current offer may differ. TrimRx's order summary, 34 steps inRead August 2026 |
| FuturHealth | A clock attached to the price | YOUR APPROVAL EXPIRES IN 14:47 | Historical observation; current offer may differ. FuturHealth's plan screen, 27 steps inRead August 2026 |
| FuturHealth | A clock attached to the price | Exclusive price expires in 14:53 | Historical observation; current offer may differ. The same FuturHealth screen, at the same momentRead August 2026 |
| PlushCare | A clock attached to the price | We're holding your appointment: 4:43 | PlushCare's booking screen, 8 screens inRead August 2026 |
| Gala Health | A counter that moves while you read | Only 24 discounts left | Gala's plan screenRead September 2026 |
| TrimRx | A counter that moves while you read | Only 33 discounts left | Historical observation; current offer may differ. TrimRx's plan screen; it read 15 about two minutes later, with no action from usRead August 2026 |
| TrimRx | A counter that moves while you read | 12,199 patients chose this today | Historical observation; current offer may differ. The same TrimRx screen; the counter read 19,049 later in the same sessionRead August 2026 |
| Breeze Meds | A plan already chosen for you | with the three-month card selected on arrival | Breeze's plan screen, 15 steps inRead August 2026 |
| Synergy Rx | A plan already chosen for you | Monthly · $249/mo · $199 first month | Synergy's billing-cycle screen, 13 steps inRead August 2026 |
| FuturHealth | A plan already chosen for you | RECOMMENDED FOR 180 LB GOAL | Historical observation; current offer may differ. FuturHealth's plan screen, on the three-month cardRead August 2026 |
| PeterMD | A plan already chosen for you | is the option PeterMD preselects, even though its own label says it's for current or returning users. | PeterMD's product page, one question inRead August 2026 |
| WeightCare | A plan already chosen for you | 6-MONTH PLAN · EXTENDED TIME TO REACH AND STAY AT YOUR OPTIMAL DOSE | WeightCare's plan selector, where the six-month card is the one already chosenRead August 2026 |
| Gala Health | A first-month price where the standing rate goes | First shipment $120 OFF | Gala's plan screen, above the ladderRead September 2026 |
| TrimRx | A first-month price where the standing rate goes | $299/month · PAY ONLY $179 LIMITED OFFER | Historical observation; current offer may differ. TrimRx's plan gridRead August 2026 |
| FuturHealth | A first-month price where the standing rate goes | $248 today with your $50 discount, then $298 for next month | Historical observation; current offer may differ. FuturHealth's monthly cardRead August 2026 |
| Synergy Rx | A first-month price where the standing rate goes | Total if prescribed $199 | Synergy's checkout, beneath a $249 monthly rateRead August 2026 |
| Good Life Meds | A first-month price where the standing rate goes | $100 Off First Order · Limited Time Promotion · Must use promo code NEWME100 at checkout | Good Life's tirzepatide product pageRead August 2026 |
| Gala Health | A promise that is not on the public page | Same Price. All Dosage Levels. One price. Forever. | Gala's plan screen; the public page carries none of itRead September 2026 |
| TrimRx | A promise that is not on the public page | Same Price. All Dosage Levels. | Historical observation; current offer may differ. TrimRx's order summaryRead August 2026 |
| TrimRx | A promise that is not on the public page | 100% refunded if not prescribed — Only charged if your prescription is approved. | Historical observation; current offer may differ. TrimRx's order summaryRead August 2026 |
| WeightCare | A prize game before a medical question | a plinko-style game opens on first load reading “Tap to drop” and “Try your luck”, with prizes ranging from $300 off to 5% off | WeightCare's landing page, before anything medicalRead August 2026 |
| WeightCare | A consent already given for you | The marketing-consent checkbox at checkout is preticked, consenting to automated calls “including those using an artificial or prerecorded voice, or AI-generated synthesized voice”. | WeightCare's checkoutRead August 2026 |
| Henry Meds | A wall standing in front of the price | commit to paying the subscription fee for the full contract term if prescribed medication, regardless of usage | Henry's checkout, a required checkbox 14 steps inRead September 2026 |
| EllieMD | A wall standing in front of the price | To proceed to the next step which is the medical questionnaire you will need to create an account by clicking the Register button. | EllieMD's intake, before the medical questionsRead August 2026 |
| Coby Health | A wall standing in front of the price | The signup reaches an account-creation wall with a password field after three steps, before any medical history. | Coby's signup, three steps inRead August 2026 |
| GobyMeds | A wall standing in front of the price | Every call to action on GobyMeds' site, "Start Quiz" included, leads to GobyMeds' register page, a create-account form with a password field, and no medical questionnaire precedes it | Every entry point on GobyMedsRead August 2026 |
| Good Life Meds | A wall standing in front of the price | The intake stops at an account-creation screen at step ten, and no account was registered. | Good Life's intake, ten steps inRead August 2026 |
| PlushCare | A wall standing in front of the price | Create profile. If you are booking for someone else, please have that person create an account. | PlushCare's profile screen, 8 screens inRead August 2026 |
Scope, stated rather than glossed: these findings speak for 0 companies out of 412 published here. What each mechanic is: A timer running down beside the figure, so the price and the clock are the same object. A count of remaining discounts, or of other people buying, that changes without you doing anything. A multi-month plan already selected when the screen loads, so the default is the long commitment. A one-time price printed in the position a recurring price would occupy. A guarantee that appears only after the intake, which is to say after a reader could have relied on it. An account, an ID upload or a signed financial commitment demanded before any figure appears.
A company appearing under a mechanic here is a statement about one screen on one day. It is not a claim about the medication, the clinicians or the pharmacy behind it, and none of the companies above is ranked, scored or excluded from this site because of what its funnel does.
Some companies named here pay us a commission when a reader starts care through a marked link. The one marked link on this page is one of them, picked by rule and disclosed beside it. Nothing above is ordered by who pays: the evidence table runs in the order the mechanics are introduced, and the arithmetic table is ordered by the size of the discrepancy. Who pays us · how we review · every review.